Whaduhp bro? :)

Ask me anything   My name is Alexander Hempler (I go by Alex) :) I go to Shadow Ridge High school. 702 rep rep. I'm a football player and a person to make people laugh! I'm Thai and Mexican. Age = 14 :)

Teacher:C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student:I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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Benefits when you're cute:More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly:you don't get raped.
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boys in fights:i hate you man fuck you
girls in fights:Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
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i-like-pigeons:

how much does a hipster weigh?

an instagram

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