| Teacher: | C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade! |
| Student: | I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore |
| Benefits when you're cute: | More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself. |
| Benefits when you're ugly: | you don't get raped. |
| boys in fights: | i hate you man fuck you |
| girls in fights: | Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt. |